Saturday, February 23, 2008

JOHN DECAPRIO. There is a stigma behind the name. You have probably heard many outlandish tales of this BMX legend, most being true. Where is he from? Nobody knows, his roots can be traced through history as far back as the French Revolution, where on the eve of the beheading of Marie Antoinette he was spotted doing air to fakies on coblestone quarter pipes. Some say he is a direct descendent of Shredder from the Ninja Turtles, which explains a lot about his riding. Its been said that after being smothered with the mysterious ooze he became super human grinding dead man rails as a small infant. Is the world ready for JD? I fucking hope so, because if not, may God have mercy on our souls.